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Such Science! Such Sapphic!

Welcome! You already met each other in the loading time before arriving here, so let me introduce myself. I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place.

Dega Mi Atra Ala Te Teme Cha

Hello! Unfortunately, I'm not actually Cave Johnson. I'm Cipher, though I do run this whole cabot! This is a purely indulgent website for my own little shenanigans, including persona and original character pages you can visit, infodump pages, fun sillies, and lots more!

This site is desktop optimized, for Opera GX. Will still work on other browsers probably. It is also functional on mobile, but not the best.

This site is also under heavy construction, so please do come back later!

However, you may feel free to take a lot around wherever! ^_^